Random thought: Ninja of Spices
Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies. - Demetri Martin
Wasabi is the ninja of spices.
Seriously. I love spicy food and I enjoy a good dose of wasabi with my sushi, but that stuff is just straight up ninja status.
You eat a chunk and it’s fine. Totally fine. Then suddenly, like a Chuck Norris roundhouse to the sinuses, it sneaks up on you and pimpsmacks you. Hard. Your sinuses sting as the back of your head starts to throb and you can feel the tears coming.
Then, as quickly as it whopped the crap out of your sinuses, it disappears. Just “poof”–gone, and there is not a trace of the olfactory abuse you just endured. You’d think I’d have learned to avoid it by now.